an email from god and related problems

a friend of mine informed me that there was a message she found in her gmail spam folder with the subject line -a message from god- and she asked me if it would be safe to open it

i told her that if god wanted to communicate with humanity today god would send an email to humanity and it is possible that god -this time around- did an email blast to humanity as a whole instead of sending gods communication to just 1 chosen individual

gmail spam algorithm -which is very good- is probably correct to flag -a message from god- as spam because millions of email with the same subject line sent from a single source are classic symptoms of spam – so we have strong evidence that this email may truly be from god – only god has a complete list of active emails on earth

if on the other hand this email is a new kind of nigerian scam she should not worry if she opens the email the worst that can happen is that her computer will be infected with a virus -no big deal- but if the email is truly from god then i told her to run for her life and hide because declaring that she received a message from god would give rise to such passionate reaction from 99 per cent of humanity that she will be the target of a global vendetta against her –there is nothing worse than questioning someones god or lack of it

if she claims to have received an email from god -first of all- hard-core atheists around the world will be deeply insulted -how can she receive an email from god if there is no god- richard dawkins would argue and he would publish a book at no time attacking her like a godless demon

then people of the book who believe in y—-h who authored their book will try to catch her and burn her at the stakes for daring to suggest that y—-hs people have been mutilating their reproductive organ in vain for thousands of years to prove to y—-h that they are the true people of the covenant

if y—-h wanted to communicate with his people no doubt he –not sure if it is ok to refer to y—-h as a pronoun- if not my apologies whoever is offended– would send a message to his people -and not to humanity as a whole- because since when y—-h cares for humanity- y—-h cares only for his own people- and if he wanted to communicate with his people y—-h would send a classically composed message in the thys and thous of the king james version and he would deliver his message by asserting proper godly authority over nature as the occasion demands by stopping the sun for at least a few minutes to draw everyones attention– and y—-h will no doubt use the -proper- bureaucratic channels in an official house of god to deliver his message and an official house of god means a most sacred and ancient church in the holy lands built with classical architectural respect worthy of y—-h

its not y—-hs style to send a mere email and be insulted when gmails spam algorithm classifies it as spam

i told her that the book people trace their ancestry to the source of their blood feud with each other and they are very proud of their blood feud and they are ready to start a new blood feud with anyone who offends their original blood feud by offending y—-h who ordered them to cherish and uphold their original blood feud to the end of time — I warned her that the book people may get very violent if their faith is questioned by an alleged email sent by god to an –unchosen– person who is a –female– the book people will accuse her to be a false messiah and as a false messiah they will have the right to terminate her life by any means – y—-h does not deal with false messiahs or females

she will have no choice but to enroll in the witness protection program of the government – but this is not advised because the government will be after her too – fbi and cia and mossad and all other such -intelligence gathering- organizations around the world will be after her to get hold of the email containing the word of god — no government would allow a challenge to its authority to collect tax and governments know all too well that god communicates with humanity only for tax matters

governments still remember what happened to rome when last time god communicated with humanity and provoked the people in the holy lands not to pay taxes to rome but keep paying taxes to god through the carnivorous temple priests in the form of paschal lambs – that was the beginning of the end for the roman empire

if she opens the email and the email turns out to be the true message from god she is in big trouble – she may not be crucified or burned at the stakes because today we want to protect our forests but she may end up dying an even worse death and after she dies she cannot find a place for herself in any heaven of any religion but she is sure to suffer eternally in every hell of every religion she offended by claiming to receive a message from god

in short not only she would damage her own reputation and suffer in this world and all others but she will start new wars and rekindle old blood feuds that were defined by the last communication from god 2000 years ago which are still fought today with passion in the name of god

gmails spam algorithm may have been trying to tell humanity something by flagging gods email as spam – gmail may be saying that humanity is better off not knowing about gods latest provocation – but we may never know

we then asked the advice of a friend of ours who is a marketing professional – he knows advertising and branding and similar stuff — his reply was illuminating – he says that a religion is nothing but a successful branding of a doctrine – he says that whether or not the email from god is genuine is irrelevant

he claims that if marketing can successfully make people in far-flung countries believe that a brand of artificially colored sugar water is the symbol of freedom of America and the same people can -feel- American freedom in their own country without democracy just by drinking that brand of artificially colored sugared water – it would be childs play to brand an email as the true email from god and make people believe that god sent an email to humanity to free them from evil and he says he can define evil to the exact specifications of his client

not only that but he is confident that he and his team can brand an all-new religion from scratch and he was so excited about the idea that he drafted a marketing plan

his scenario about god crashing gmail with spam to humanity is cool but i think a bit weak from an engineering point of view – this is why i would like to ask you if you could suggest technically viable alternatives about what would happen if god did an email blast to humanity and someone tried to open it

we also mentioned gods email to a historian friend of ours who teaches in a liberal arts college — he said that the time is right for god to send an email to humanity to start a modern religion because according to the history of civilization any time god notices that a new and powerful consumer sector appears on earth god wants them to have their own religion — in this case female consumers are the emergent consumers with a huge stack of disposable cash and they are empowered further by the internet – no doubt god will want them to have their own religion so that gods entrepreneurs on earth can get their share of that female cash in the name of god after uncle sam takes his share

we welcome any comments and technical advice that you may have about opening gods email to humanity –thank you–

Some specific questions-

do you believe that it is possible to brand an all-new religion from scratch by using modern marketing techniques – why – why not

do you believe that christianity is nothing but a branding masterpiece – why -why not

if god wanted to communicate with humanity today would god use email or facebook or twitter or is it possible that god is still using clay tablet technology

The religious roots of Newtonian atomic materialism

Even during Newton’s time some people knew that Newton was creating a religion. Today physicists as Newton’s disciples perpetuate this stealth religion. Nice discussion here:

…Our epistemology comes before our method of investigation. Physicists ignore this fact and uphold the authority of “experiment” as supreme. But “experiment” is a method of investigation. What phycists call “experiment” is nothing more than “measurement” and what we can know by measurement is very limited.

Hawking timeline: A brief history of black holes

This is so typical of every absurdity invented by physicists. I wonder when physicists will come up the with the idea of “classic black holes” and “Hawking black holes”. This way they can save all of the commentary they have written so far and then keep writing for eternity.

It all starts with water…

Life is dealing with water.

Eating means molecularly chewing up big molecules with water. The molecules that cells make are shaped by water. Even the cell membrane is held together by a layer of structured water. DNA is shrink-wrapped with a layer of water. So understanding water is the foundation of understanding cells, organisms and life.

Human body is mostly water:

As babies we are approximately 75 to 80% water and as we grow older this percentage decreases until the percentage is reduced to approximately 60 to 65% for men and 50 to 60% for women.

A Pro-human research center – 2

(See also the previous article on this topic.)

 The problem

  • research relating to human well-being is owned by unhuman organisms
  • humans are not in control of their own business

The solution

  • start a pro-human research center owned and operated by humans

What are the operational principles of research

  • distribute the research globally
  • share all data
  • open source
  • practice just-in-time learning
  • involve everybody not only so-called experts and specialists or people with educational degrees
  • make search/discovery a habit instead of a mysterious process that can only be conducted by a priestly professional class licensed by Big School

What type of issues can we focus on?

  • nutrition
  • harmonious functioning of the human body
  • re-establishing respect for nature and animals
  • technological innovation for a better life
  • improvement of existing technology
  • (need a more specific list)

What are the obstacles for establishing a pro-human research center

  • society is based on money and monetary system is set up to profit the unhuman organisms not the human individual
  • human individual does not have the motivation, desire or time to support long-term research even if it will benefit him

What should be the next step

  • reach out to individuals and ask if they would support a pro-human research center
  • would you support a pro-human research center? Why and why not?